Top 13 Sexiest Authors!

Bet you didn't know writers could be sexy (well, aside from myself of course). Here are some (living and dead) authors who are/were! And why 13? It's my lucky number!

13. Andre Paul Guillaume Gide (in keeping with my love of gay men)

12. Anton Chekhov (never knew he was this hot, did you?)

11. Anthony Horowitz (who's sexier, him or his character Alex Rider?)

10. Jonathan Safran Foer (one of my all-time favourites, an adorable vegetarian nerd)

9. Eddie Wright (he doesn't even look like a writer!)

8. Markus Zusak (another of my favourite authors, he's younger than I thought!)

7. Robert Graves (love his eyes!)

6. Rupert Brooke (one of the most British people to ever live)

5. Jonathan Stroud (pant pant)

4. Martin Amis

3. Stephen Fry (you knew it was coming . . .)

2. Jasper Fforde (amazingly witty AND sexy author)

1. Viggo Mortensen (hey . . . isn't he the guy in - ohhhh!!!)

Celeb Crushes Pt. 2

6. Rivers Cuomo (aka Varz, aka Riv, aka Weezer, aka Ace)
He is absolutely the most adorable nerd ever! And a talented musician who for some reason decided to suck later on in his career. I still love him though!

7. Hugh Dancy
Yes, I know he's done a lot of cheesey movies (Ella Enchanted, Confessions of a Shopaholic, etc.) but have you seen him in Daniel Deronda or Adam? He's really quite gifted. Not to mention HOT.

8. Evan Rachel Wood
Her taste in men is not very impressive. However, how can you not love her?

9. Alex Pettyfer
Even when he was 14 he was hot. Can I say that?

 See?

10. Robert Pattinson
Can't get enough of these English guys. Rob was horrible (and unattractive) in Twilight, I must admit. But otherwise, he's amazing and I love his music!

Celeb Crushes Pt. 1

Here are my celeb crushes at the moment. There are many. I hope to marry every last one of them, regardless of age, sex, location or sexual orientation.
1. Thomas Edward Yorke (aka Thom Yorke, aka God of Rock, aka Asymmetrical Beauty)

I don't care what you say . . . he's ADORABLE!!!!!! 

Just look at that face!!!!

He's like a little droopy-eyed puppy!

Thom: "Ah, go on!"

Me: "No really!"

Thom: "Well. Thank you VERY much."

Me: "Oh, you are very welcome!"

Thom: *sings in angelic voice that makes my heart melt* "All the unborn chicken voices in my heeeeaaaad!!!" Me: siiiigh . . .

2. Neil Patrick Harris (aka NPH, aka The Award-Winning Neil Patrick Harris, aka Barney Stinson/Banana Supreme, aka Dr. Horrible/Billy, aka lots of other character names)
Yes. Yes, I am completely aware that he is both gay and taken, thank you. Has that EVER stopped me before? NO.

cutecutecutecutecute!!!

Magic Tricks. Your smile is magic to me, Neil <3

Nothing suits him like a suit!

 He wears suits and he's AWESOME.

Okay yeah here he's getting kissed by David Burtka but it's just soooooooo cute! I couldn't resist adding this one!

3. Paul Bettany (aka Naked Guy, aka Paulness, aka Mr. Bettany)
Not much to say. It's Paul Bettany. His sexiness is something pretty much taken for granted. Oh, and I'm going to stop the captions now, even though I love them. This would take way too long if I kept doing that, and I'm lazy.

4. Zooey Deschanel
The first girl I'll mention. I love her. So much.

5. Joel Pott
Who's Joel Pott, you ask? Why, he's only the lead singer of one of my favourite bands of all time - Athlete. And yeah. He's Scottish.

Thus concludes Part 1 - they'll have 5 subjects each. :)