Celeb Crushes Pt. 1

Here are my celeb crushes at the moment. There are many. I hope to marry every last one of them, regardless of age, sex, location or sexual orientation.
1. Thomas Edward Yorke (aka Thom Yorke, aka God of Rock, aka Asymmetrical Beauty)

I don't care what you say . . . he's ADORABLE!!!!!! 

Just look at that face!!!!

He's like a little droopy-eyed puppy!

Thom: "Ah, go on!"

Me: "No really!"

Thom: "Well. Thank you VERY much."

Me: "Oh, you are very welcome!"

Thom: *sings in angelic voice that makes my heart melt* "All the unborn chicken voices in my heeeeaaaad!!!" Me: siiiigh . . .

2. Neil Patrick Harris (aka NPH, aka The Award-Winning Neil Patrick Harris, aka Barney Stinson/Banana Supreme, aka Dr. Horrible/Billy, aka lots of other character names)
Yes. Yes, I am completely aware that he is both gay and taken, thank you. Has that EVER stopped me before? NO.

cutecutecutecutecute!!!

Magic Tricks. Your smile is magic to me, Neil <3

Nothing suits him like a suit!

 He wears suits and he's AWESOME.

Okay yeah here he's getting kissed by David Burtka but it's just soooooooo cute! I couldn't resist adding this one!

3. Paul Bettany (aka Naked Guy, aka Paulness, aka Mr. Bettany)
Not much to say. It's Paul Bettany. His sexiness is something pretty much taken for granted. Oh, and I'm going to stop the captions now, even though I love them. This would take way too long if I kept doing that, and I'm lazy.

4. Zooey Deschanel
The first girl I'll mention. I love her. So much.

5. Joel Pott
Who's Joel Pott, you ask? Why, he's only the lead singer of one of my favourite bands of all time - Athlete. And yeah. He's Scottish.

Thus concludes Part 1 - they'll have 5 subjects each. :)